Why Fritzy McGee Is One of the Great Minds of Our Generation
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted to the Oracle to extract their truths.
Oracle we ask you: Fritzy McGee is one of the great minds of our generation because of what?
Oracle says: Yo mama.
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This faggot doesn’t even try. He writes 2 to 3 lines of thoughtlessness and then clomps away giggling like a hefty dunderhead schoolgirl that just shat herself and thought it was better material than Louis CK.
What happened to the real EM Toast? I demand to know.
The real EM Toast died in 2013 and was replaced by a spam bot. May God rest your soul.
The real EM Toast got kidnapped by a cult that demands the word of the Oracle be spread by any means necessary. Rescue is imminent.
The real emtost shuffled of this mortal coil because he was tired of the cavalier attitudes of his readers and said good day to you sir! Good day!