What You Don’t Know about How to Love Will Split Your Neurons

Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton

Dear Doctor:  My girlfriend does not believe if I tell her I love her with words alone.  What can I do to show her that I really love her. — Failure Romeo

Dear Failure: That’s easy.  Catchphrases!  Create one and shout it to her repeatedly.  My favorites are “I’m watching you!”, “You’ve been seen!” or “I’m going to electrocute your heart.”   Trust me kid.  It works every time.  I’ve been married over eleven times so I should know!

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