What is the Difference Between a City and a Town?
A man once asked me what is the difference between a city and a town? A city is bigger I told him.
He then asked me what is the difference between a boat and a ship? A ship is bigger I told him.
What is the difference between a hill and a mountain? A mountain is bigger I told him.
Yes, he said, that’s right, and we left it at that.
On the moon, the sky is always black.
From the sky the earth looks like a chia pet.
Sir, where do you get your information?
Chia pet indeed!
Pish posh!
From the posh, the pish looks like a posh.
ZOUNDS!
Whats the difference between a mole and a tumor?
Whats the difference between a bruise and a rupture?
Whats the difference between an ameoba and an atomic submarine’s computer giudance system?
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?