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Ladie’s Self Defense Lesson#1

bixby January 29, 2015
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Tell your attacker, “Your Mum smells of shit.”

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1 thought on “Ladie’s Self Defense Lesson#1”

  1. Toastmaster says:
    January 29, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    I don’t think this is very good advice.

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